From Wes- via what I remember him telling me. So he’s sound asleep after a long night on third shift. Suddenly, there a ton of knocking on the door, Bo is barking and he’s like what Fu&%. So he drags himself out of his bed barely awake and answers the door. It’s some guy he doesn’t really know and the guy says, “Dude, your girlfriend is trashing your truck.” Shawn just stares at him not really awake and replies “Buddy, I don’t who ya think I am but I don’t have a girlfriend.” He say, “No really dude, you have that red truck and some chick is out there trashing it with her truck.” Shawn races out to the parking lot and sure as hell some chick is slamming into his truck with her truck. The cops are rolling in and he’s just stunned. Well the cops start sorting out the story and her first reason is “her foot slipped off the petal.” Right, as she back up over and over again. Well that story peters out and the reason starts to emerge. Apparently his truck look just likes her boyfriend’s truck, except its parked at her boyfriend, ex-girlfriends apartment. One thing in her head leads to another. Suddenly she’s totally nuts and smashing the ever living crap out of Shawn’s tuck. She managed to go over the parking island and actually push his truck. Well the insurance kicks in, he gets his truck fixed and his answer, “She was just driving Latina.” As for me all I can picture is, “Dude, your girlfriend is trashing your truck.” Shawn, “Man I don’t got a girlfriend.”